Do You Have Sore Nipples?

Yes, this is a real ad. Yes, I think it's funny. Yes, it's a terrible ad.

The illustrations for this Boots Nipple Cream ad are amazing, but the copy is what kills me. I know middle-schoolers who can write better body. The headline did catch my attention enough that I read the rest, so I guess the only thing I can fault this ad for is the sell at the bottom.