Vodafone Wants to Kill Us

Vodafone is giving Londoners more time. Or, trying to kill them with it, as is shown in their latest advert seen below. I like the Bambi music, and the idea is good, but seriously, if a bunch of heavy rolexes and other watch parts started to fall from the sky, I wouldn't just sit in a field or play in them. Or would I? Would I think to myself that these were a gift from the heavens - the gift of TIME! Wait...no, watch parts are still really sharp and could hurt me if I looked up into the sky when they were coming down. Wouldn't really want to take a sprocket in the eye just because Vodafone threw it at me. Thank goodness I live in the US where the phone companies are too busy changing their names to give me "time."