DSL That Won't Go Down... damn

Yes, that is a double meaning title for those of you who know what the other definition for DSL is. Check out this advert for QSOL server appliances. The headline reads, "Don't feel bad, our servers won't go down on us either." The copy is kind of hard to read, but some of it includes - "We've all known disappointment. And few things are more disappointing than undependable, expensive servers that don't satisfy your needs. QSOL servers will BLOW your mind, not your budget." Ridiculous. Maybe they did their research and found out IT guys are really horny. Wouldn't surprise me.